I hope mine doesn't look like that
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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