We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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