if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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