he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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