i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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