Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Still dying that you shit outside
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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