real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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