If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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