i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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