if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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