But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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