It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
3pm strippers are depressing
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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