I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
My breasts were aching with rage.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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