Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I AM VODKA MAN
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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