dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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