Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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