She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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