all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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