Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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