I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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