I heard we made out
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
pray to the hookup gods
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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