i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
All I want is dick and wine.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize