I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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