the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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