This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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