honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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