I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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