he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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