he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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