what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
did you just send me my own nude
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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