i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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