okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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