I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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