very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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