Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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