im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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