i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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