There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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