dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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