well I can't set my house on fire every night
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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