Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
it's like iHOP with fire
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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