i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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