Already got asked if we're dating
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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