"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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We have so much sex to catch up on
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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