I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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