Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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