Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
