You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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