is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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