I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
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she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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