Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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