That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I can't turn off my feet"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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