how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It's never too late to be topless.
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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