Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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